Hi, Gracie here. Today is my three-week anniversary at this posh hotel. I think I’m getting to stay here because no one comes to trot me out to new peeps like a pair of shoes on sale.
I had to break the staff in when I got here. *bangs head on desk*. They tried to feed me really weird stuff. It came out of cans, all wet and soggy. I prefer bagged food with a nice crunch.
Staff got all goofy ‘cause I wasn’t drinking water. They gave me milky white stuff that’s soooo good. Tastes like a milk shake (not that I know what a milk shake tastes like but just sayin’).
I did them a favor and drank it all. Now it get it twice a day. Morgan and Hazel steal some. Not fair! Mine, mine, mine!
Morgan is a funny cat. She looks like a big version of me but with the wrong eye. We are great buddies and chase each other all over.
Sometimes we run over Hazel. Hazel is the resident meatloaf cat (every house has one – just a little slow and tubby). She’s nice and we get along (so don’t tell her I called her a meatloaf).
In my spare time (when I’m not training the staff) I chase catnip mice and play with the ribbons and feathers. I never play with anything “bought.” (That makes the peeps crazy.) 🙂
Sometimes I run over the peeps when they are sleeping. They like that too.
There is a door that goes somewhere magic. The other cats go through it but I have to wait. They call it a screened-in porch. You can smell the outdoors there. Got to wait for someone called spring to come. Hope she comes soon.
Gotta go, need a nap. Nice to meet you all.