Human, ‘splain why the screened porch is so cold. Did you not install a warmer for us? Do you understand how we need to go out there for one minute every hour. We do that to give you good exercise opening the door. Keep those opposable thumbs working. How long until the outdoor heating is fixed?
Porch owner’s note: The first picture gives you a better view of the size difference between the two grays. Size doesn’t matter much though. Gracie likes to bite Morgan’s nice soft belly. That evens the playing field.