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Disclaimer: If you are my friend, you have never given me anything stupid. I love your gifts! None of these stories are about you! I woke up with the urge to start dispensing holiday advice. Not the decorating or cooking … Continue reading
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With the cooler weather, I have brought out all my jeans – long ones, boot cuts, skinnies, boyfriend (whatever does that mean? No boyfriend of mine ever fit in my jeans.), ankle length – all of them. Most of them … Continue reading
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Argh! It’s fall. I get very conflicted at this time of year. Yes, it’s beautiful. You lose the annual flowers but the trees more than make up for it, at least in the short run. A warm day is really … Continue reading
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It happened again. One of my friend’s children named their new baby something I can’t spell…or remember. I had her repeat it three times. Names tell a lot about people. If you were named something truly odd, like Moon Unit, … Continue reading
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Public speaking gives a lot of people diarrhea. Or maybe the heeby jeebies. Not me. I have always enjoyed the limelight. It must be the drama queen in me. If I could work in a tiara, it would be perfect. Good … Continue reading
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There is nothing as exhausting as taking two cats to the veterinarian except maybe taking three or four. Owners should be given valium for these trips. Shots are due so today was the day. I make an appointment for two … Continue reading
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A lot of people make a big deal out of writing their memoirs. They spend years outlining. Sometimes they try to give it a different ending or perhaps just a glamorous twist. Then it’s called fiction. Sometimes they hire a … Continue reading
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I seem to have lost my humor. You know my snarkiness? I misplaced it somewhere. Perhaps it’s with my lost socks and earrings. Am I the only person who loses only one earring? It would make more sense to lose … Continue reading
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One of my cats is grumpy – really grumpy. Hazel has been put on a diet. Cats don’t do diets very well. They don’t care if they are svelte. They just want to eat! If they go outside, they supplement their … Continue reading
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I have a great idea. I get a lot of them but most are ignored. This one is interesting. We should put a woman’s purse in time capsules so future archeologists can learn how intricate the American woman is. Instead … Continue reading
