Here I am on the new kitchen chair!
Gracie here. The peep had her last eye procedure yesterday. When she came home she had to rest. My column was at the bottom of her list. She needs to change her priorities. I have fans!
There is some news to report. Sasha, who has turned into a real chonker, had a matted turd. She couldn’t get it off. Gawd did that stink, stank, stunk! Even us cats stayed away from that stonky booty!. That didn’t stop the peep. She cleaned it and gave her a butt clip. Sasha is a very tactile cat. As long as you are touching her and it doesn’t hurt, she will let you do anything. The rest of us aren’t so cooperative! No one’s touching my booty! Nope. Nada.
Did not stink!
The peeps are getting some new furniture. They brought fabric samples home. She wants me to barf on one so she can see how it cleans. What? Does she think I can hork a hairball on command? Well maybe. We’ll see. Maybe during the football game today. That gets the male peep excited.
That’s it for today. Have a great weekend (and go Eagles!).
Gus and Sasha canoodling post stonk removal!
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Wow – you guys have a really patient peep! So glad all is cleaned up and destonkified!
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No she’s not patient. She just didn’t want Sasha sitting on furniture with her stonky booty.
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There is no skill as valuable as one involving cat clipping. (So embarrassing…keep trying to run away from it…NOOOOOO – do not try to lick it off and clean up yourself…You have Staff! for a reason)
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She was very willing to have me clean her up! 🙂 It was a spa day for her.
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Gracie – you have a definite nose for news and a nose for stinky things so yay you for uncovering this story; though the Peep had to deal with it, you brought your A-game and reported it to us.
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I’m a regular muckraker or is it a poopraker?
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Ha ha – Gracie, as long as you’re not a poopkicker you can continue to laugh about Gus and Sasha. 🙂
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Must be something going around. There was some serious bum clipping at the Ranch. We’re not quite as cooperative (ok, Norman is, but not me) at you but it sure does feel better when it’s all done. Here’s to stink free days!
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Sasha is the only one who occasionally needs it although Gus has been known to drop a turd outside the box. The peep looks around the house every morning to see if there are any presents.
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Kitchen chair or throne? We both know the truth. The color looks beautiful with your coloring.
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Definitely throne. I am a cat who likes to look over my realm!
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Gracie – you definitely do have fans. I can’t believe that publishing your posts would be at the bottom of anyone’s list.
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I should call Protective Cat Services!
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Purr litzer prize, maybe?
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Gracie, you are incorrigible, but your posts are excellent.
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Yes, I’m waiting for my Pulitzer!
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I remember a few times like that with my long haired cats.
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Yes, ugh!
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Oh no, that doesn’t sound like fun for Sasha. Glad the peep was able to clean her up!
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No it wasn’t. She was trying hard to clean herself up but it wasn’t working!
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Watch your back Gracie. I think Sasha is going to want revenge for telling about her stinky booty. 🙂
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It was a very stonky booty! Eyew! I suggested returning her to the shelter but the peep prevailed! Then again, I always suggest returning her. 🙂
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Great post Kate
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Thanks!
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I really like your kitties. Who am I kidding I love them!!!
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Thanks!
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Sasha is a smart cat. Whoa! Your human wanted you to barf on the new chair? You’re a lucky cat!
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No! Not the new chair (she’d have a hissy fit!). She wanted me to bard on the fabric samples from the store.
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Oh, that makes more sense!
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🙂 We won’t tell the store folks.
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My goodness, what a delicate situation. Not one we humans have to deal with personally, but for you poor put upon kitty cats, a real concern.
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Yes, definitely a real concern. The peep had to chase Sasha around before she sat on something with her poopy arse.
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Poor Sasha! But she’s all good now… thank you, Lady Peep! Gracie, short but sweet today with the wonderful clicks by your Lady Peep. Nothing stinky going on with those photos, for sure!
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We are all good now. I don’t do that because my fur is shorter and thinner.
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The perils of the long-haired cat! Gotta make sure there’s a “sanitary” clip.
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Absolutely. Not the peep’s first rodeo but not her favorite thing either.
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HAHAHAHAHA…..I love starting my day with a giggle and I got one here thanks to Sasha’s “difficulty” !!
Hugs, Pam
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Yeah, it started the peep’s day with a bang!
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I love your beautiful kitties!!!
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Thanks!
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