Hi! Gracie here. That new cat is very ungrateful. When he first came, I spent afternoons with him in the cat room so he wouldn’t be lonely. I told him things would be great here. It’s a good gig. A lot of good that did me. Sasha wouldn’t give him the time of day. She snarled and was generally growly. She even dropped a big gas bomb and blamed him. After two months this is how it is now.
Gus: So not true. Gracie will always be my one and only. Sasha is the local mafia and it’s best to stay in her good graces. She taught me some very cool tricks like yelling at dinner time and getting twisted in the peeps legs while she’s trying to dish out food. Sometimes that helps you get served faster. Gracie is too much of a lady to steal food. Sasha will steal your toys, your food and your favorite cat bed. You must be very careful around her!