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Sassy cats — Boom chicka meow meow

February 14, 2020 9:04 am

There was “an incident” this week. Being the kind sucker soul I am, I made new catnip toys for the girls. I had an old tee shirt to use and I bought a fresh pack of catnip. Foolish me put the catnip on the kitchen table (where they never go at least when we can see them). 

I later came downstairs to see some stoned cats with big smiles. That’s not good. There was a hole chewed in the bag and catnip all over the table and floor (and most likely the cats too). 

Who did it? No one is talking. Eyes are dilated and there are big meowy giggles. Inspector Cateau took teeth impressions on the bag but was not willing to get them from the cats. Whoever did it had sharp razors in there. Since this never happened before, here is my vote.

Check out that happy smiling face. Guilty on all counts!

All the stoned cats wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day. They hope you get some catnip too.

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Posted by Kate Crimmins

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65 Responses to “Sassy cats — Boom chicka meow meow”

  1. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! This was laugh-out-loud funny. I too have a stoner kitty and for sure this would be something Theo would do 🤣

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    By Joanne Sisco on February 18, 2020 at 9:06 am

    1. They were trying to rush me along.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 18, 2020 at 9:42 am

  2. Ooooh! You missed the party……

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    By dorannrule on February 15, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    1. I did indeed and from the looks of the cats, it was a good one!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 16, 2020 at 9:10 am

    2. The eyes give it away…guilty looks don’t lie🙂

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      By George on February 16, 2020 at 7:32 pm

      1. And the big smile!

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        By Kate Crimmins on February 16, 2020 at 7:34 pm

  3. OMG – you made me LOL so hard with this one! Hope your stoned kitties come down OK and don’t develop too much of a nip habit 😀

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    By quiteayarnblog on February 15, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    1. I made 4 bags. One is chewed up. The other three are laying around occasionally rolled on. The freshness was too much for them. Now it’s just business as usual!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 15, 2020 at 10:34 pm

      1. LOL!

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        By quiteayarnblog on February 16, 2020 at 1:45 am

  4. Oh yeah, she looks a little spacey. Well, I guess they had a very Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope you did too.

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    By pollymorse on February 15, 2020 at 6:59 am

    1. Mine was good but not as good as theirs!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 15, 2020 at 9:01 am

  5. I wonder if now they’re going to expect weekly highs! What’s the placebo you can substitute?

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    By Debra on February 14, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    1. I also ordered catnip kick toys (long tubes of catnip that they hug and kick with their back legs) so they should be properly drugged for a while.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 15, 2020 at 9:03 am

  6. Gee, why do we want to mess around with Friskies or Pounce cat treats when Mom has made the “good stuff” for us?

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    By lindasschaub on February 14, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    1. That’s what they said.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 15, 2020 at 9:04 am

  7. Bwahahaha! There’s nothing I can say that tops the photo of the suspected perp. Happy V-Day.

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    By Tails Around the Ranch on February 14, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    1. Very happy perp!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 7:12 pm

      1. No doubt!

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        By Tails Around the Ranch on February 14, 2020 at 7:12 pm

  8. What a story! They helped themselves to a gift you were going to give them.

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    By Anne Mehrling on February 14, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    1. I wasn’t fast enough!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 7:12 pm

  9. Happy Valentine’s day back to you and the cats!

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    By Retirement Reflections on February 14, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    1. Thanks!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 4:08 pm

  10. Ahahaha just too funny! What a gorgeous culprit!

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    By Catwoods on February 14, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    1. And a happy one too!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:28 pm

  11. Such a sweet face, but she does look guilty:) Happy Valentine’s Day.

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    By Correne Sinclair on February 14, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    1. Yes. I only wish I would have snapped a shot of her and Gracie rolling around.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:28 pm

      1. That would have been fun to see:)

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        By Correne Sinclair on February 14, 2020 at 1:48 pm

  12. What I find the funniest is that you thought they wouldn’t get on the table because they “weren’t supposed to.” Hahahaha!

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    By Janis @ RetirementallyChallenged.com on February 14, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    1. They go on the dining room table sometimes. Mostly Hazel did but once in a while I’ll find one of the others there. No one went on the kitchen table. It’s glass and I didn’t think they liked it. Well, if you put catnip on something, it changes the game.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:30 pm

  13. Haha, too funny! And what a beautiful photo!

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    By Three Chatty Cats on February 14, 2020 at 11:53 am

    1. Stoned cats are happy cats!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:30 pm

  14. So fun!
    Tigger loved chasing stuffed mice with “eau de catnip” in their fur!

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    By nrhatch on February 14, 2020 at 11:49 am

    1. Gracie loves her mice. Sometimes I have to make sure it isn’t a real one as she gets very excited.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:30 pm

  15. I feel like Morgan could be a dark horse candidate here.

    My old cats got into a cupboard and a giant bag of catnip one New Year’s Eve. It was everywhere (but vacuums up easily).

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    By AutumnAshbough on February 14, 2020 at 11:31 am

    1. Mollie likes it briefly. Not at all like the younger ones. Morgan would do that so she’s not out of the picture. So would Gracie. The bite holes were major so I’m still thinking Sasha. She is the only cat that rips catnip toys apart. The others lick and roll on them.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:32 pm

      1. I change my vote to Sasha. The Destroyer.

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        By AutumnAshbough on February 14, 2020 at 1:46 pm

        1. Smart move.

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          By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:49 pm

  16. I don’t have to worry about Teddy getting something from a counter or table top – he can’t get up there and never has tried even when he was little! Must have been “discouraged” from it in the year he had “somewhere” before we adopted him from the shelter. Anyway, I think they deserve a little buzz from time to time – humans have their martinis or whatever…. and kitties should have the nip or silvervine…..life’s too short NOT to have treats along the way!!

    Hugs, Pam

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    By onespoiledcat on February 14, 2020 at 11:14 am

    1. Absolutely agree with you. After all Valentine’s Day was coming.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:33 pm

  17. Ha ha Ha – this was great! laughed so hard with my post-dental trauma face 🙂 Cheers! ~ MJ

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    By emjayandthem on February 14, 2020 at 11:09 am

    1. Glad to be able to help get those facial muscles moving!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 1:33 pm

  18. That would definitely be my vote too!

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    By derrycats on February 14, 2020 at 10:13 am

    1. That’s a look of accomplishment. She’s also the only cat who completely shreds the bad, ripping it apart.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 10:17 am

  19. Is that legal in PA? Yep…she looks guilty to me. 🙂 Happy Valentine’s Day, Kate!

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    By Jill Weatherholt on February 14, 2020 at 9:36 am

    1. Yep, PA is pretty with it these days. Not quite like Colorado or California but we’re getting there. 🙂

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:58 am

      1. 🙂

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        By Jill Weatherholt on February 14, 2020 at 7:57 pm

  20. What a fun post. You got your cats stoned? Well, aren’t you the one! Did they get the munchies?

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    By Ally Bean on February 14, 2020 at 9:22 am

    1. Someone ate all the kibble. I have two huge bowls always full. They ate it all.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:33 am

  21. In England you are innocent until proven guilty. Not proven my lady.

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    By Anne Fraser @theplatinumline.blog on February 14, 2020 at 9:20 am

    1. Since the punishment was a hug and a catnip toy, she didn’t fare too badly.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:33 am

  22. This cracked me up!!! She had help though!

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    By Luanne on February 14, 2020 at 9:18 am

    1. She did. She and Gracie were on the table with their feet in the air. This is a small table. They barely fit!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:34 am

      1. LOL! The stinkers!

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        By Luanne on February 14, 2020 at 3:50 pm

  23. Hahahaha! I’m voting with you, Kate!

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    By Pix Under the Palm Fronds on February 14, 2020 at 9:11 am

    1. She is a stinker although I could say that about Gracie and Morgan too. They were right there enjoying life with her. Mollie is too old to get into trouble.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:13 am

      1. Never too old to get into trouble!

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        By Pix Under the Palm Fronds on February 14, 2020 at 9:16 am

        1. Sadly Mollie has either lost her zest or her sense of smell. She’s not into catnip like she used to be. Too bad. It would be good for her.

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          By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:35 am

  24. Innocent until proven otherwise……………………. yeah, right. LOL. 🙂

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    By pensitivity101 on February 14, 2020 at 9:07 am

    1. I wanted to smell her breath but she had other ideas!

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:11 am

      1. haha!
        On a more serious note, it was the peardrops on Maggie’s breath that set the alarm bells going for Hubby yesterday.

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        By pensitivity101 on February 14, 2020 at 9:57 am

        1. I don’t know what peardrops smell like but I can smell rotten teeth.

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          By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:57 am

          1. ha!

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            By pensitivity101 on February 14, 2020 at 9:58 am

  25. the mama said to spend that day stoned it not that bad… eggs-cept you bought not enough donuts for the all you can eat after party LOL Happy Valentines Day!

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    By easyweimaraner on February 14, 2020 at 9:06 am

    1. They did empty all the kibble bowls! That never happens.

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      By Kate Crimmins on February 14, 2020 at 9:12 am

      1. I empty all bowls after too.. even the kitty bowl if I had one LOL

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        By easyweimaraner on February 14, 2020 at 9:37 am

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