Random 5 for May 22 – Ponds, clientele, paragraphs, blogs, endings

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What the? – Look at that picture! Do you see something…umm…weird? Maybe even gross? The electrical cords run through a piece of tubing for protection gave the appearance that my pond has a penis. How did that happen? There was a circumcision … Continue reading

The first successful project for the summer!

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We have a few projects to do. You know how projects go. Lots of trips to Home Depot. Arguments over how it’s done. At least one redo because it didn’t come out right. I like when things come together. When … Continue reading

Naked and speechless

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If you’ve been reading the last few weeks you know I’m teaching a class in public speaking. It’s a damn good thing it’s not at a nudist colony or I’d be fired. I just finished the sixth doctor appointment in … Continue reading

Ask for Countess Dracula, expert blood sucker

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I hate blood tests. Phlebotomists (blood suckers) don’t like my veins. They say personally devastating things like “your veins roll.” What does that mean? Or “it collapsed.” Seriously? Another all-time favorite “this never happens” said while they are threading their … Continue reading

Unplugged

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This week was the primary election in our state. Oy vay! (In many ways!) About a week ago the phone calls started coming. Every doodah person running for dog catcher was calling to insist persuade me to vote for him. … Continue reading

Learning on the journey

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It was a tsunami. It was building under the surface but I couldn’t see it coming. It will be five years since I retired. I love the calm and peaceful way of life. No rushing to go anywhere. Do what … Continue reading

Back to school again

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Where is my briefcase? What should I wear? Who barfed on my stuff? All good questions. My corporate training gig (teaching a 6 week class in public speaking) starts next week. I always look forward to those. Prepping for it … Continue reading

Move over Marie Kondo

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It’s that time of the year. I get the nesting thing and start to clean out stuff. I happens every year. Each year the cut gets deeper. The goal is that by the time I move to the nursing home, … Continue reading

Random 5 for April 3 – Sperm squirter, pie, disappointment, pond, neighbors

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I have some very exciting updates for you: The sperm squirter update – If you didn’t read the original story it’s here. Three women had come forward to say that a guy had squirted sperm on them. (Yes, this is … Continue reading