Gracie here. This has been a marvelous week for all of us except Mollie. The peep is so preoccupied that we could pull anything on her! And we sure did!
I can’t mention exactly who did it (the peep reads this blog because…well…it’s her blog!) but someone caught a mouse. Yes, yes, we do that frequently but this time we did something different.
Instead of putting it out in the open where everyone can admire it, we hid it in the closet so we could play with it during the day. If we leave it out the peep gets all “what’s this dead mouse doing here?” (insert cat eye-roll here!)
If parts are missing it’s even worse. The peep is terrified we’ll get worms from eating mice. They are quite yummy (a friend told me).
Anyhow Sasha (who has to be the star) ducked into the closet and came out with the mouse in her mouth. We had bets on how long it would take until anyone noticed. I won! It took three passes before the peep said, “that tail is too long for a catnip mouse!” How astute of her. Too bad Sasha wasn’t fast enough. The mouse was disposed of. The question is how long was it in the closet? We’ll never tell!
Gads – this is soooo funny. (and true)
thanks for the smiles!
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Cats be cats!
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Critter finds in our house this week was a live and very LONG lizard! I’m not sure if a mouse or lizard is worse. One of the good things about the hubby working from home is that he’s always around to deal with the critters.
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We don’t have lizards here so that would freak me out! I’m used to mice and even chipmunks being “invited” in when Jake was alive. Now the mice have to come in by themselves and they seem to get caught.
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So cute to tell this from the kitties point of view!
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They were much more excited about it than I was!
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Sorry…I chuckled with the surprise delivery. π Course you know Orkin is irritated they lost a sale.
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I’ve had people ask if they can borrow Morgan. I’m just not sure she would do well in a new place.
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Perhaps she thinks the pay wouldn’t be enough for her. πΈ
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Sometimes it’s hard to blend cultures – cats and humans, not to mention mice. Different priorities and norms come into conflict.
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Yes indeed! I’d never think of keeping anything dead in my closet!
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OMG – too funny! Gracie, you are a stitch π
Kate – I’m glad it got found out pretty quickly!
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In another life on another planet far, far away, I had a cat that brought a half dead mouse in. The mouse crawled under the refrigerator onto a ledge and died. I could not think the stink. I checked under the fridge (because that’s where it was strongest) and there was nothing on the floor. I finally took the front vent (old fridge) off and there was a decaying corpse. At least this was fresh kill.
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Augh! So this worked out better than that time though still not fun.
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Well they figured they pulled one on you and I laughed at “… Sasha (who has to be the star)” – a wee bit of animosity, but because she is still the new kid on the block, even after a year, they did not tell you the circumstances behind the mouse in the closet. They scoffed when you said the tail was too long for a catnip mouse. They are sitting in the catbird seat right now, so to speak. π
I’d not be happy with a dead mouse either. I already have my “whacking shoe” handy after two days of rain and seeing a new, but empty spider cocoon” in the hallway. He or she is at large, hopefully not in my bedroom. #itsthattimeofyearagain
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I keep checking for ants. We get an ant invasion at the cat food spots every spring. Any day now.
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I started getting those little ants about 5 years ago and I still had my canary Buddy and he sat on the butcher block and I had them at the kitchen sink and they walked everywhere. I was paranoid they would walk over and get in Buddy’s cage and bite him, yet I did not want to use any kind of insecticide in case they ingested it or carried it on their feet and went into his cage. I put out the cornmeal and some water so they’d eat it, expand and die but it didn’t work. A fellow blogger mentioned using Terro Liquid Ant Traps for her ant problems and she has two long-haired cats and a Chihuahua and put the traps under the furniture or stove out of the pets’ way, but deemed them safe. I ordered them at the tail end of the ants siege last year and thankfully ordered a half-dozen packages from Amazon as my store didn’t have them. So I had some left and I put them out two weeks ago – I have still found ants but just occasionally. They are in the kitchen and in my bedroom where they were last year, just at one wall and I have my old computer where I store my pictures near that wall. I’ve been typing and have seen something crawl onto the screen. My mother would have been beside herself, plus she had cellulitis in her legs and any kind of insect bite would trigger a flare-up. Why did God make bugs (especially spiders and centipedes – ants I can deal with)?
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I didn’t have a lot of luck with the Terro traps. So far no ants but it’s May.
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After trying to promote Terro, I had two today. I just don’t want the invasion that I had five years ago.
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They may work for you. I hate ant invasions. I have to keep moving the cat food. If they leave even a crumb left, there will be a million ants there within minutes.
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Wow – well, I am afraid to leave anything on the counter-top should one come out of nowhere and go into it, food or otherwise.
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What a great adventure for them. I smiled, then laughed, and almost cried laughing so hard. At least you discovered it before it became very fragrant.
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They were too excited to keep it a secret for very long. I expect it was killed overnight. They were prancing around about mid-morning.
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Oh, I’m so glad it’s you having to deal with dead mice (or mice of any kind, for that matter), and not me.
Hope all is well for you and Mollie (and the rest of the gang of course).
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When you have cats, you get over the kills fast. I can catch a live mouse with my hands and scoot it out of the house. I never thought I’d be able to do that.
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What fun and what games you play when the peep is otherwise occupied!
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Gracie: Yes we do get away with stuff but it’s not often that the peep is otherwise occupied!
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Yuck! I can’t imagine how awful that must taste… let alone smell after a few days. I wonder if Sasha brought it out for you to dispose of after their fun was over?
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I don’t think their fun was over!
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Those frisky kitties. I enjoy these stories. DziΔki!
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Thanks. When you have more than one and they get along, they get into trouble.
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Oh I bet
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Oh my! Our mom would freak if we caught a mouse!
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They have caught quite a few in the past few years. Mostly in the fall and in the basement. This is the first time they decided to “save it for later.”
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Oh my. This is why I love dogs. They are not smart enough to hide the bird they kill!
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This was a first and very scary. Mice do smell after a few days.
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That crew sticks together and didn’t even rat out Sasha. I guess they all wanted to win the bet. Ha. Be nice to Mollie, Gracie. Hope she’s feeling better real soon.
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They worked together on this one for sure! Mollie is hanging in. She has a new med for nausea today so hopefully that will encourage her to eat.
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Fun to hear this story again – but from a different perspective! π
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Gracie’s has a flare.
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Oh ick. Double ick even. Like you need more drama in your cat world. π£
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Nope! I don’t need any more drama. I couldn’t even get the beloved husband to dispose of poor mouse.
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Ted has never caught a thing – well – maybe a cricket once! I think before we adopted him he MAY (read that as “PROBABLY”) had a mouse or two as a snack.
Hugs, Pam
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I’ve had some real mousers in the past. The funniest story was about Lacy, a black lady cat with an attitude. In the middle of a picnic she caught a bird, ate the bird and threw it up. I couldn’t catch her to get her to drop it. I suppose if you weren’t the party giver, it was hilarious. My friends were threatening to call the Audubon Society.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s a great story – Lacy sounds like a SERIOUS mouser!
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She was the worst cat ever! If she were a person, you wouldn’t like her. She would sit on your lap and if you touched her she’d swipe or bit and draw blood. She lived to be 18 too!
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That’s a long time to put up with wounds on your arms and hands! HAHA
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Gracie, you are brilliant. You gave us a mystery without the solution. Will there be another installment?
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No. It’s a cliff hanger. Just like TV series end.
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LOL
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Oh no….a mouse in the house! Occasionally, our farm cats used to deposit their surplus gifts on the back deck, but never in the house!
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Upon further thought, your title “The Case of the Dead Mouse” sounds like a bestseller/murder mystery to me…..Gracie obviously likes to write, she should get an agent!
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Don’t give her any ideas! She likes doing the blog.
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When Jake was our only indoor/outdoor cat, he mostly deposited the dead chipmunks on the back patio. One time he brought one in for Mollie to play with. She was a young cat then and had a great time until I realized that the tail was too long for a catnip mouse!
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OMG – I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a chipmunk period, let alone a dead baby chipmunk…..
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Bigger than a mouse (and cuter) and smaller than a squirrel. They are fun little critters who built a condo in the stone wall around my pond.
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hehehe! “They are quite yummy (a friend told me)” … and the shenanigans continue π€£
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Yes they do.
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can I invite your cats for a holiday? we have such an evil critter in our house and it destroyed a lot of things…. someone said they are like potato chips, you have not only one… please baby jeesuz say that this is not true….
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here they have only chewed cardboard. Perhaps they are lunch before they can have lunch.
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Mice are inevitable. And with 4 cats? So is their demise.
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Yes, I try to rescue but I’ve become better about the killing. It’s instinctive.
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Very a-mousing post, Gracie!
Nice of you to let Sasha play the lead role!
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Gracie: Oh, I didn’t let her! She ran with it!
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I always thought they were a sneaky crew!
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They can be. Mostly Gracie and Sasha. Morgan is morphing into a napper. She was very active far longer than most cats. The other two are always up to something.
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Fun post…… but not for the mouse!
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Yes, he was the sacrifice.
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Our cat when I was a child was a mouser and would line his kill up in order of size on the back doorstep. They were never mangled or bloody though.
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The last one I found was only half a mouse so someone for sure had a bite or two.
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Hm, nice (for the cat)
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π Thanks for the laughs, Gracie!π₯°
Deb
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We try to stay one step ahead of the peeps.
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Hahaha! Gracie you have a wonderful sense of funny and you are very good with words that go together and make a delightful blog post. A bright happy spot this morning. The mouse… love to eat them mousies.. Mousies what I love to eat! Bite they tiny heads off, nibble on they tiny feet!~ B. Kliban
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The peep sings that poem to us. Makes me hungry. Why is there no mouse flavored cat food?
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That is a very good question! Maybe you could google, Gracie.
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What little sneaks!! I bet they’re not happy that you took away their new and best toy.
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No! Both Sasha and Gracie were in the closet many times checking to make sure it wasn’t in there. I’d like to know who killed it. My money is on Morgan but she’s not been as active as she used to be.
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