Morgan: There was an attempt on my life this past week. I was peacefully sleeping on the floor in-da-way of any potty run. The giant human often called beloved husband flung his legs over the side of the bed and stepped on me. Whaatttt? Does this human not know cats are king (in this case queen)? One must always check before putting foot down. It could have been a juicy hairball!
I hollered really loud. The female human levitated off of the bed. Pretty cool to watch. The other cats came running to see what happened.
Fortunately I am quick and no harm was done but I never mentioned that to the humans. They gave me special attention and extra food and smooches all day. I won’t forget they tried to kill me but the treats were good and the new catnip bag was wonderful. Maybe I’ll sleep in-da-way when I need extra attention. ‘Scuse me, I need a nap.