Sassy cats – Gracie’s adventure to Narnia

Gracie: This is my usual bird watching spot.

Gracie here. It was an awesome week! I had a great adventure. The peep calls us “indoor only” cats. We have no desire to go outside. We don’t try to sneak out when the door is open. We have a great gig and we know it. It’s scary out there but that doesn’t mean we don’t like to check it out once in a while.

The peep was doing “stuff” on the deck. She was going in and out and left the sliding door open. Then she forgot it was open and did something else. I thought it was a sign from above that it’s time for an adventure. It may be a portal to heaven or…maybe….Narnia.

I stepped out on the deck. It’s full of flowers. I checked and there was no catnip. What kind of garden is it without catnip? It smelled good out there, not like Gus’s poopy butt and peep farts. It smelled like bird sweat and squirrel poop. I could smell the bird nest underneath. All good. I walked around a while checking it out. Then I decided to call for my maid.

The extreme wealthy have bells to summon their help. I have a good set off lungs. I hollered loudly. The peep came running but couldn’t find me (she was looking in my favorite spots in the house). Then she noticed the open door. I was sitting in the middle of the deck yodeling. It was to let the cats next door know I was out.

As she came to the door, she called me back in. I said, “What? Are you freaking kidding me? When will I get out here again?” That did not make her happy.

I wasn’t running away, just smelling the sunshine. There was a hint of deer in the air. It was good. After a while I strolled back into the house and the peep shut the screen door. She said I had to do my smelling through the screen. Boogers. I needed a nice nap anyhow. Tomorrow is another day!

Wishing you all a great adventure this weekend!

Portal to Narna

Heaven without catnip

63 thoughts on “Sassy cats – Gracie’s adventure to Narnia

  1. Miss Gracie! I’ve been meaning to tell you how much I enjoy your storytelling and typing abilities. Miss Zoe’s spelling is atrocious and her computer skills are primarily limited to shrinking youtube to postage stamp size and re-orienting the window by 90 degrees. Neither is useful and if I let her teach you how to do things that I didn’t even know could be done (no less un-done) your Peep would chase us down with a stick.

    Narnia looks beautiful but please don’t scare your Peep like that again!

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  2. The portal to Narnia is really beautiful and I can understand why you’d like to spend more time there, Gracie. If you ask nicely next time maybe the Peeps can invite you again for a little visit. Seems like you caused a lot more ruckus than was absolutely necessary! 🤷‍♀️

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  3. Gracie, you are a scamp. But it is a very beautiful deck so I don’t blame you. It was very funny how you yodeled though! Wish it were caught on video. What an adventure!! Must keep the peep on her toes.

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  4. Can’t blame you for taking a bit of an exploratory peek in the great outdoors. That’s a nice deck and outside smells are always interesting. Still INSIDE is cooler, more comfy, and that’s where the food is!

    Hugs, Teddy

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    • Aww Teddy, you get to go out often. We can’t do that here. The peep’s old cat Jake was indoor/outdoor and he would make her crazy. She always threatened to install a GPS tracker on him. Now I think they have them for cats. Back then they were too clunky especially for a cat that wasn’t used to a collar.

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  5. Gracie, I”ll bet the Peep lost a year off her life when she realized you were outside. Hope CPS doesn’t haul her away for leaving that sliding door open allowing you to slip out.

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  6. Who could resist checking out that beautiful patio! Sorry there was no catnip. I bet your peep almost had a heart attack. You still have a great view and memories of smells, Gracie. It is best you and the others stay inside. Outside can be a dangerous place.

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  7. oooh that was the entrance to a super place.. without catnip of course… but super good for a book an ice tea… you don’t care fot boks & tea?… umm… we neither but the mama said so LOL

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  8. That deck does look very inviting. Glad you got to experience it Gracie, and very glad you didn’t venture past the deck! You have the perfect Narnia indoors, with your catnip. 🙂

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    • I was nice out there. The sun was shining and there was a gentle breeze full of smells. Glorious! We cats miss the screened porch. The chipmunks used to run around the outside to make us crazy. I think the peep paid them to give us exercise.

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  9. What a grand adventure, Gracie. And a lovely deck! I bet if you keep your eye open your peep might forget to close the door again one day. You never know.

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