No really, it is you. The internet says so.
It all started innocently enough. At first my computer would flash a warning screen when I went to a merchandise site. (I was sure the beloved husband had it installed when I was sleeping.)
It said “Warning! This site displays risky behavior” in big red letters. The kind that your mother would see when you were in big trouble.
Since when is buying underwear on-line risky behavior? We’re not talking thongs here. We’re talking granny panties. With a little lace. In red. And a bow. Not even French cut.
These are sites I have used for years. Do they sell my information? How could I tell? What information? My underwear size?
Then it started with blogging sites. The blogging sites hosted by Word Press.
Then it was you. About 40% of the blogs I visit display this warning (which I override – you’re welcome!)
Now I like risky business as much as you do. There are stories circulated about my youth but don’t believe everything you hear.
My first thought was that you posted something….ummm….juicy. You know….tantalizing. I was amazed that my security system had logarithms that could detect salacious stories and alert me.
Is there an app for that? A naughty app?
Intrepid, I clicked through to your site only to see pictures of puppies and kitties. What the? Salacious? I think not!
I must have the Carmelite nun of internet security systems. Prim and proper. No skin showing. No chance taking and certainly no fun.
It’s that or YOU are up to something….
Nuns do wear underwear. I wonder where they buy them.