Designated shopper – In our family the beloved husband and I are the designated grocery shoppers. Maybe it’s because we are healthy or maybe expendable. Who knows? Every week it gets more “interesting.” At first there were just marks on the floor keeping customers apart in check-out lines. Today there was a queue outside as they are limiting customers inside. I wonder what’s next.
Homicides – This week I told the beloved husband that if I was quarantined with anyone else there would be a homicide. Somehow we work together. Only one of us is allowed to be “nuts” at a time while the other is soothing. Guess which one is mostly soothing!
Say what? – I saw am “ambulette” this week. That’s what it said on the side of the vehicle. It was a short minivan. It wasn’t long enough to have a hospital gurney in it. Maybe it’s a taxi for sick people.
A new take on conspiracy theories – This week I saw that Roseanne Barr thinks the covid-19 is a government conspiracy to get rid of boomers. Yikes! It’s also taking other age groups. Collateral damage?
An unscratchable itch – When you are told you can’t touch your face or after you put your mask on, you suddenly have uncontrollable itching. You never have that when it’s not mentioned. Why is this?
So how was your week? Stay safe!