My niece sent this to me a while back. It’s dedicated to my sister-in-law Betty who is a BIG puzzle fan!
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh …………
“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”
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Unexpected twist. Thanks for the giggle, Kate.
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I shared your joke with BFF . . . he thought she sounded a bit flaky.
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I like cornflakes and so far I know they are meant to eat. But the day may come…
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So cute!
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LOL That’s fantastic.
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Oh, ha ha! Just what I needed!
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Very cute…and sobering!
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Scary actually!
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ROFL, nice!
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Thanks for the giggle. We have a big box of Corn Flakes in the pantry . . . and will NOT make that mistake.
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that is so good …
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Good, I won’t buy a box of corn flakes for I can relate to it. 😆
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tooo funny, thanks MJ
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LOL!! A sign of things to come????!!
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Let’s hope not! I don’t even eat corn flakes!
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Me either 🙂
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Your timing is impeccable, Kat. Great story.
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*giggles*
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