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I read a lot as a child. That was the start of my love affair with unusual words. I moved from children’s books to current novels pretty fast.
Bye, bye Winnie the Pooh. Hello Michener, Phillip Roth, Harper Lee, Vonnegut, Sylvia Plath, Capote and dozens more.
I learned about sex from Michener’s Hawaii. The heck with those silly pamphlets the nuns handed out in school. There wasn’t any heat in those, just goofy diagrams.
We always had books in the house. There was a local library nearby and a few True Confessions magazines lying around too. Those were very interesting reading for a pre-teen.
The words were wonderful! Not knowing what a word meant has never stopped me from using it. I remember telling the priest in confession that I committed adultery.
It was such a worldly word with so many syllables. It rolled off of my tongue. I was 8 at the time and had no idea what it meant but just in case I did it, I wanted forgiveness. I was very intent on going to heaven.
I love unique words. You know — the words that no one uses – at least today. They usually have multiple syllables. They make you feel smart or like a dork (mostly like a dork) when you use them.
Sometimes you associate words with people. My friend Lynn loves the word “credenza.” She says it has rhythm. Her grandchildren thought she made it up until she pulled out her dictionary. Try to use that one on a regular basis.
I worked for a guy who used “henceforth” in his employee emails. Not a word you hear every day, at least in this century. It means from now on.
Picture it – an employee email notice that says:
- “Henceforth you are required to wear clothes to work.”
- “Henceforth gigantic health deductions will be taken out of your paycheck.”
- “Henceforth anyone caught peeing in the bushes will be fired.”
His second favorite word was “erstwhile.” I had to look that sucker up because I wasn’t exactly sure what it meant. The precise meaning is “belonging to a prior time.” To use in a sentence was a challenge – “My erstwhile ex was quite the ladies’ man.”
I have always liked “flipping.” It sounds bad. It means excessive and you can use it in place of freaking (another favorite of mine) or the other f word. You could use it like this: “Who wrote that flipping blog post anyway?” Or maybe “That was a flipping stupid thing to do.”
My latest favorite is “gobsmacked!” I heard it for the first time last year. I didn’t know what it meant. Was it bad?
It’s very Irish. Some of their words are naughty but not this one! It means dumbfounded. You could say, “Well I’ll be gobsmacked!” when you are blindsided.
I was flummoxed (another great word) trying to get these words into posts so I decided to do them all at once. Now I’m done and we will go back to normal programming.
Music Note: This video of the Bee Gees was from their MGM Grand concert in Las Vegas in 1997 (when everyone was alive!). We have the complete concert on dvd and it’s wonderful. Instead of watching yet another rerun we pop it in the TV and enjoy some great music. Sometimes we even get up and dance!