Courtesy of passiondeambum
I had amnesia once — maybe twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side-saddle.
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
How can there be self-help “groups”?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
Is it me or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Views and Mews by Coffee Kat 
These are some of the best I’ve ever heard! Very clever. I loved throne about men should be riding sidesaddle! Brilliant!
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Catholic protons and buffalo chicken wings both made me snicker. Ha-ha-ha.
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I never understood the buffalo wings thing until I read an article that says they originated in Buffalo NY. Not sure if that’s true.
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Oh hardie, hah, hah… they are bad they are good, lol! 🙂
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So bad but so good….
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Your bro and his sources are priceless! LOL!
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Priceless and a few other words too.
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Oh, that was amusing! And I have always thought the same thing about side-saddles!
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Thanks and I never thought of it but it makes sense.
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By the time I reached the end of this list, I not only had water in my eyes fogging up my glasses, I was on the ground laughing uncontrollably. Great way to end a week Kate. 😀
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That’s what I thought. Great minds frolic in the same gutters.
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With birds of a feather. :O)
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Okay, that settles it…you’re leaving your brain to science. This was so clever. I am appropriately impressed. Erma lives 🙂
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I didn’t come up with them. Just a posting of a collection my brother had. I was going to leave my boobs to science…..
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I loved it.
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“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” I can relate. 🙂
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Me too!
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Exactly.
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I think that goes for all exercise!
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Sounds like you’ve been reading too much George Carlin! 🙂
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Or my brother has. He periodically sends me these things!
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I am thankful for your brother. 🙂
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Me too but for more reasons than his goofy emails!
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