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Posted on February 8, 2015 by Kate Crimmins

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Here is an email I received from my brother last week.

Bob was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

“I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

28 thoughts on “Something to make you laugh out loud”

Clowie on February 12, 2015 at 10:50 am said:

That’s funny!

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- Kate Crimmins on February 12, 2015 at 11:41 am said:
  
  Thanks!
  
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Life With The Top Down on February 11, 2015 at 7:54 am said:

Hahahaha!!

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- Kate Crimmins on February 11, 2015 at 9:11 am said:
  
  Mission accomplished!
  
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philosophermouseofthehedge on February 9, 2015 at 7:54 pm said:

Story was fun – but that last line, coffee out the nose hilarious. (It’s OK, it cleaned up easily and the laugh was worth it!)

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pmahaney on February 9, 2015 at 12:48 pm said:

Brilliant. I’ve decided that when I grow up I’m going to be a woman!

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- Kate Crimmins on February 9, 2015 at 12:54 pm said:
  
  You and Bruce Jenner!
  
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  - pmahaney on February 9, 2015 at 7:33 pm said:
    
    LOL Forgot about that.
    
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RMW on February 9, 2015 at 10:13 am said:

With my luck the old guy would live to be 130!

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- Kate Crimmins on February 9, 2015 at 10:55 am said:
  
  Yes and he would be absolutely disgusting!
  
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Minuscule Moments on February 9, 2015 at 3:00 am said:

Made me laugh out loud, thank you Kate, I needed that.

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- Kate Crimmins on February 9, 2015 at 8:28 am said:
  
  Glad to oblige!
  
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Susannah Bianchi on February 9, 2015 at 2:20 am said:

Very funny….

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- Kate Crimmins on February 9, 2015 at 8:29 am said:
  
  This could be one of your friends. Not you because you are too nice!
  
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Behind the Story on February 8, 2015 at 11:48 pm said:

She was one step ahead of him.

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- Kate Crimmins on February 9, 2015 at 8:30 am said:
  
  Absolutely!
  
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Three Well Beings on February 8, 2015 at 11:43 pm said:

An excellent strategic thinker!

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- Kate Crimmins on February 9, 2015 at 8:30 am said:
  
  The best!
  
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ladysighs on February 8, 2015 at 6:19 pm said:

Did you hear me?

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- Kate Crimmins on February 8, 2015 at 7:06 pm said:
  
  I did!
  
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derrycats on February 8, 2015 at 4:56 pm said:

Very funny!!

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- Kate Crimmins on February 8, 2015 at 7:06 pm said:
  
  I’ll thank my brother!
  
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pmahaney on February 8, 2015 at 4:43 pm said:

I’m taking notes, even if I am an old dog.

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- Kate Crimmins on February 9, 2015 at 8:38 am said:
  
  She was cutting out the middleman!
  
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nrhatch on February 8, 2015 at 3:43 pm said:

Smart chick!

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- Kate Crimmins on February 8, 2015 at 3:59 pm said:
  
  You betcha!
  
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Yolanda M. on February 8, 2015 at 2:04 pm said:

Clever!

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- Kate Crimmins on February 8, 2015 at 2:32 pm said:
  
  Very!
  
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