There was “an incident” this week. Being the kind sucker soul I am, I made new catnip toys for the girls. I had an old tee shirt to use and I bought a fresh pack of catnip. Foolish me put the catnip on the kitchen table (where they never go at least when we can see them).
I later came downstairs to see some stoned cats with big smiles. That’s not good. There was a hole chewed in the bag and catnip all over the table and floor (and most likely the cats too).
Who did it? No one is talking. Eyes are dilated and there are big meowy giggles. Inspector Cateau took teeth impressions on the bag but was not willing to get them from the cats. Whoever did it had sharp razors in there. Since this never happened before, here is my vote.
All the stoned cats wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day. They hope you get some catnip too.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! This was laugh-out-loud funny. I too have a stoner kitty and for sure this would be something Theo would do 🤣
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They were trying to rush me along.
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Ooooh! You missed the party……
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I did indeed and from the looks of the cats, it was a good one!
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The eyes give it away…guilty looks don’t lie🙂
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And the big smile!
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OMG – you made me LOL so hard with this one! Hope your stoned kitties come down OK and don’t develop too much of a nip habit 😀
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I made 4 bags. One is chewed up. The other three are laying around occasionally rolled on. The freshness was too much for them. Now it’s just business as usual!
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LOL!
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Oh yeah, she looks a little spacey. Well, I guess they had a very Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope you did too.
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Mine was good but not as good as theirs!
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I wonder if now they’re going to expect weekly highs! What’s the placebo you can substitute?
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I also ordered catnip kick toys (long tubes of catnip that they hug and kick with their back legs) so they should be properly drugged for a while.
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Gee, why do we want to mess around with Friskies or Pounce cat treats when Mom has made the “good stuff” for us?
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That’s what they said.
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Bwahahaha! There’s nothing I can say that tops the photo of the suspected perp. Happy V-Day.
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Very happy perp!
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No doubt!
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What a story! They helped themselves to a gift you were going to give them.
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I wasn’t fast enough!
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Happy Valentine’s day back to you and the cats!
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Thanks!
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Ahahaha just too funny! What a gorgeous culprit!
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And a happy one too!
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Such a sweet face, but she does look guilty:) Happy Valentine’s Day.
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Yes. I only wish I would have snapped a shot of her and Gracie rolling around.
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That would have been fun to see:)
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What I find the funniest is that you thought they wouldn’t get on the table because they “weren’t supposed to.” Hahahaha!
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They go on the dining room table sometimes. Mostly Hazel did but once in a while I’ll find one of the others there. No one went on the kitchen table. It’s glass and I didn’t think they liked it. Well, if you put catnip on something, it changes the game.
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Haha, too funny! And what a beautiful photo!
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Stoned cats are happy cats!
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So fun!
Tigger loved chasing stuffed mice with “eau de catnip” in their fur!
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Gracie loves her mice. Sometimes I have to make sure it isn’t a real one as she gets very excited.
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I feel like Morgan could be a dark horse candidate here.
My old cats got into a cupboard and a giant bag of catnip one New Year’s Eve. It was everywhere (but vacuums up easily).
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Mollie likes it briefly. Not at all like the younger ones. Morgan would do that so she’s not out of the picture. So would Gracie. The bite holes were major so I’m still thinking Sasha. She is the only cat that rips catnip toys apart. The others lick and roll on them.
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I change my vote to Sasha. The Destroyer.
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Smart move.
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I don’t have to worry about Teddy getting something from a counter or table top – he can’t get up there and never has tried even when he was little! Must have been “discouraged” from it in the year he had “somewhere” before we adopted him from the shelter. Anyway, I think they deserve a little buzz from time to time – humans have their martinis or whatever…. and kitties should have the nip or silvervine…..life’s too short NOT to have treats along the way!!
Hugs, Pam
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Absolutely agree with you. After all Valentine’s Day was coming.
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Ha ha Ha – this was great! laughed so hard with my post-dental trauma face 🙂 Cheers! ~ MJ
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Glad to be able to help get those facial muscles moving!
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That would definitely be my vote too!
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That’s a look of accomplishment. She’s also the only cat who completely shreds the bad, ripping it apart.
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Is that legal in PA? Yep…she looks guilty to me. 🙂 Happy Valentine’s Day, Kate!
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Yep, PA is pretty with it these days. Not quite like Colorado or California but we’re getting there. 🙂
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🙂
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What a fun post. You got your cats stoned? Well, aren’t you the one! Did they get the munchies?
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Someone ate all the kibble. I have two huge bowls always full. They ate it all.
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In England you are innocent until proven guilty. Not proven my lady.
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Since the punishment was a hug and a catnip toy, she didn’t fare too badly.
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This cracked me up!!! She had help though!
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She did. She and Gracie were on the table with their feet in the air. This is a small table. They barely fit!
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LOL! The stinkers!
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Hahahaha! I’m voting with you, Kate!
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She is a stinker although I could say that about Gracie and Morgan too. They were right there enjoying life with her. Mollie is too old to get into trouble.
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Never too old to get into trouble!
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Sadly Mollie has either lost her zest or her sense of smell. She’s not into catnip like she used to be. Too bad. It would be good for her.
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Innocent until proven otherwise……………………. yeah, right. LOL. 🙂
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I wanted to smell her breath but she had other ideas!
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haha!
On a more serious note, it was the peardrops on Maggie’s breath that set the alarm bells going for Hubby yesterday.
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I don’t know what peardrops smell like but I can smell rotten teeth.
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ha!
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the mama said to spend that day stoned it not that bad… eggs-cept you bought not enough donuts for the all you can eat after party LOL Happy Valentines Day!
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They did empty all the kibble bowls! That never happens.
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I empty all bowls after too.. even the kitty bowl if I had one LOL
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