There is a woman who befriended me at the gym in the past few months. Mostly I sidestep her (that’s a polite way of saying avoid). She’s chatty. Far too chatty for me before my Starbucks but she’s a nice lady.
I passed her by as she was talking to a few women about health foods. She’s big on hemp and chia seeds. I was curious and bought the chia seeds but hesitated about the hemp. She volunteered to bring me a sample.
The day she brought the sample I wasn’t there so she gave it to someone else. You snooze you lose. When she saw me she asked if I tried it. I told her that she gave it to someone else. She thought it was me but promised to bring it in the next day we’d be there together. I was there and she wasn’t. That’s OK.
A week later she asked if I had tried it. I said she hadn’t given me any. As it turns out she brought some in and gave it to yet another woman she thought was me and insisted it was on the appointed day (except she wasn’t there). She promised to try again (for the third time).
By this time I really didn’t give a hoot. If I want to try it, I’ll buy it.
A week later she gave me a sample. We had a good laugh that she had given it twice to someone she thought was me. (There is no one in the gym who looks remotely like me.) She said (wait for it….) “all white old women look alike!”
She’s white, my age and we don’t look at all alike. I’m the only blonde older woman in the morning. The rest are gray or brunette. I also resent being called old. I’m in late middle-age which lasts until 80.
For point of reference, the old white guys at the gym do all look alike. Same gray streaked hair or none, ever so slightly portly and very sweaty. Oh yeah, black socks. Who wears black socks to the gym?
Now I have hemp seeds to try. She gave me some good ideas where I can sneak them in without overwhelming a dish.
She’s entertaining and gave me a blog post but I still sidestep her when possible.
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So, looks like you didn’t remember the first two times you tried them and your vision is failing. Don’t worry this happens to all old people. Sorry, couldn’t resist :-).
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Maybe that’s right but I’m sticking to my original story! 🙂
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LOL! That all does sound kind of odd. Interested to hear what you think of the hemp seeds! I have tried chia seeds, and they are fine. But I do keep thinking they would better be employed on a humerous pottery figurine 😉
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Haven’t tried the hemp yet. Maybe soon.
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I’d resent being called old too – I hear good things about chia (especially chia pudding) but I’ve never tried or seen hemp. Maybe don’t have too much of it if it makes you that scatter-brained. 🙂
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The whole thing was odd.
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Ha, that is too funny! I wonder what those other women were thinking when she handed them the sample.
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I have no idea and she didn’t seem to think it was odd.
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I wonder what these random women who got your seeds thought, I really do.
Were they kind because they thought she had dementia? Did they wonder if they were really seeds at all?
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I’ve wondered that myself. I don’t know who she gave them to so I can’t ask or maybe I don’t want to know. Getting a small baggie with something obscure in it to eat is scary.
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Right?
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I’m starting to wonder if I should eat it!
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So funny — especially because there’s a lady like that at my gym (who I also politely ‘sidestep’ whenever possible). The only difference is that mine has never offered me hemp or chia seeds…unless she mixed me up with some other “older, white woman” and gave them to her! 🙂
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Could be. We all look alike.
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That’s a very funny story! I guess chia and hemp aren’t very good at boosting memory! LOL! I regularly use both chia and hemp seeds and think they’re at least participating in my keeping cholesterol down. Maybe it’s all coincidence, but they’re easy to incorporate in other foods so I go for it!
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Seems like the key is mix it in with other things rather than eat it plain!
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If hemp is as bad as chia i would step away. 😝
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There must be health benefits somewhere!
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I have a guy like at my gym too. He stops me every time I’m on my way to a machine, and I end up talking to him for sometimes up to 10 minutes. Meanwhile my wife has already started, so we’re never finished at the same time. It’s the curse of the extrovert. – Marty
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I don’t mind a small (very small) chat and I do that with a few but nope, not 10 minutes. There is one woman from my old gym and maybe twice a year we will catch up for 10 minutes on who we’ve seen. That’s it.
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I’d love to know how you like the hemp seeds… are they supposed to have magical properties? The lady sounds a bit off (I’m trying to be polite). Good for a blog post or two, but anyone who calls me an “old white lady” won’t get much more of my time. And, a tablespoon of chia seeds before bed to inflate your stomach? How about just staying in bed and not snacking at night… or is that too crazy?
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I think they are a health food. No magic but you’ll know if there is! I didn’t quite understand it but then again, I was more interested in moving on.
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OLD LADY!!! Oh dear lord….no words
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I know! Really!
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Got me on the side stepping.
Great read
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Thanks!
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By taking the bait, I mean seeds, you may have crossed into more than “Hi Acquaintances’? Except for the fact that you are a generic person who looks like all other persons despite the hair color. This was hilarious
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I saw her Monday morning but she didn’t recognize me! Whew!
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Really? She has to be having memory issues. Or needs glasses!
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All kidding aside, I do think there are issues. I don’t know exactly what but the elevator doesn’t always go to the top floor. Sometimes she seems fine and sometimes the synapses are snapping.
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She sounds like my Aunt Margaret before she was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s Disease. My Aunt was always quirky, kind of a flake and that made it hard to see the real problem.
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It’s possible. Quirky would be a good description at least for now.
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Everybody has commented about the woman with the seeds who doesn’t seem to be firing on all cylinders so I’m going to comment about the black socks. Black socks with athletic shoes or men’s athletic slides were trendy in Missouri. I just thought okay, we are talking Missouri. But then here in Florida it is a thing too! Not just with oldsters/mature peeps. Young kids doing athletics, coming to the workout room or just out and about wear black socks with their footwear. I think I am fascinated by it because of ShortsSandalsNoSocks. Got a picture of our great nephew, he’s 6 and supposedly trendy… black Under Armour slides with black no show socks! Seeds…just sesame for me… 🙂 Maybe I’m not firing on all cylinders today… Ha!
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Wow! They may be trendy but look stupid at least to someone from my generation. Sesame works for me. I love comments. I learn or relearn the neatest phrases. “not firing on all cylinders” 🙂
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That’s hilarious! Was it the same person she gave them to each time, or two different people who “looked like you”? They must have thought she was completely unhinged. “Hello again! Here you go. [Hands over seeds.] Let me know what you think!” 🤣
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Two different people (at least she things — if she can’t identify me could she identify anyone?). She said they didn’t seem to be surprised when she gave it to them.
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If she can’t identify you, can we trust her to pick up on subtleties such as surprise (or lack of)? 🤣
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So true! I’ve seen her in a distance once since and she hasn’t hurried over to ask me if I tried them yet. Duck and weave!
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I think you should do the same to her. Promise her some goji berries then, 2 weeks later, say, “Well, what did you think?”
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Diabolical! Sa Maj would be so proud!
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It was his idea! 🌞👑
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I have been wanting to try some of that CDB oil. I didn’t know about hemp seeds. Maybe I can get some and grow my own?
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My husband uses CBD oil and it helps him with sleep issues. He also uses the cream for arthritis. I think the hemp is a health food and you may not see direct results from it. Then again…what do I know? 🙂
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Oh brother. Well at least she gives you blog fodder and perhaps a few good cardio workouts (avoiding old white women I’m told, burns some serious calories). Happy trails. 🏋🏼♀️
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I wish that was true about the calories!
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You just need to run away faster from her. 😈
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I try to avoid the space cadets too, Kate. But if you can’t avoid them, an entertaining blog post can be the outcome – just like this one!
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I tend to attract unusual people. That’s not always bad and even when it’s strange, it makes for good writing.
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I’ve known people like that. It doesn’t help if you embrace them either. They can outtalk-outfriendly anyone.
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Not willing to out friendly anyone! Gym time is exercise with a few good mornings. That’s it!
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Not into seeds myself Kate, though there are some in my granola cereal that I sprinkle on top of my yogurt and fruit salad. I like my (brazil) nuts covered in chocolate. Don’t think I’d like to bloat while I slept. I get enough wind as it is!
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The bloat thing I don’t get. Sounds like uncomfortable sleeping to me. Brazil nuts are the only ones I don’t like but chocolate does make them better.
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Love chocolate brazils. sadly the ones we used to buy (cheap and loads of chocolate!) are no longer available!
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I don’t think I’d want to be friendly to someone who doesn’t even recognize me–LOL!
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Yeah, really! It’s not like there are a bunch of blondes there.
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I’ve never tried Hemp Seeds. Give us a full report!
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Will do!
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Yeaaaaah – I agree. She sounds a little loopy. I’d probably ‘sidestep’ her too.
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The most annoying part (for me) is that she will talk to you for 15 minutes if you let her. Another gym friend complains all the time. I never allowed a friendship to develop so we are mostly just “hi” acquaintances. She is probably an interesting person. She spent last winter in southeast asia, mostly Vietnam. She must have stories (and eaten weird things).
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I think after the second time she asked, I would have told her it was great. 🙂 As for the seeds, I wouldn’t think they’d be good for your GI tract. I can’t eat any types of seeds with my stomach issues.
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I had decided that if she asked again, that’s exactly what I would do. I really think she’s a little wacky. Hmmm…you are right about the seeds. Her theory on having her stomach swell overnight made no sense to me at all. Hemp seeds are very soft, like bread crumbs which is how she uses them. Someone in the house either has celiac or is gluten sensitive and that’s how she “breads” things.
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Hahaha! If she gave samples to the wrong look-a-likes how can you be sure you really got hemp seeds when she finally got to you?
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Looks like the pictures and that’s all I have to go on. Maybe it will be a wild and crazy night!
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I like how you’re able to find the humor in going to the gym. I never could do that. I also cannot do chia seeds. They taste awful to me– and I don’t care how much you try to disguise their flavor with other flavors. *blech*
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This woman eats a tablespoon full before she goes to bed, hoping they inflate in her stomach and keep her from eating. It’s not working.
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ICK! Oh that’s just icky. No.
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Yeah, I’ve decided for many reasons that she is out there.
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😂
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I cannot abide flax seeds due to the taste . . . but I don’t taste any strong flavor with chia seeds and they’re high in Omega 3. I sprinkle chia seeds on salads, casseroles, etc. and barely notice them . . . until I go to floss! 😛
Like poppy seeds, they like to stick in your teeth.
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Not crazy about flax seeds now that you mention it. Love sesame seeds, though.
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Yes I will do sesame on bagels and poppy too although not when I’m out. Big black seed stuck between my front teeth! 🙂
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Hmmm…if you don’t like them….she said they taste like toasted nuts. Then again, she’s crazy. Just realized you said flax and not hemp. I’ll post when I try them.
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