Hello Cortana!
I heard voices from the office the other day. No one was in there. One voice was a woman and I was the only woman in the house. It was prudent to investigate.
Morgan had turned on my computer and somehow contacted Cortana, my voice-activated Window helper. I’ve never used her. Obviously this cat is more tech savvy than I am!
Sleeping on my desk after an exhausting session with Cortana.
As it turns out Cortana did not know where the catnip was kept nor does she have opposable thumbs to open a can. Morgan could not figure out what her purpose was.
I wonder if she used my cell phone too.
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Wow, Morgan! You are so smart We would like to make you an honorary J-Cat ( or rather, an honorary Evil Demon Cat as Mummy is now calling us MOL).
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Oh my gosh, that is too funny!
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Thank God she didn’t buy anything.
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Lily does something, generally mildly catastrophic, to my computer at least once a quarter. It’s her gift.
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Cats, the gift that keeps on giving.
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I think it’s imperative you NOT purchase an Amazon Echo! Morgan will undoubtedly figure out how to place automatic orders for catnip and all sorts of things. No thumbs needed!
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That is a real worry. She can delete and open apps.
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Morgan is one smart cat…and she is quite photogenic!
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She is both. I often wonder what would have happened if I hadn’t adopted her. Would someone else? Would she have lived forever in a shelter? I can’t bear to think of other things. She is a very precious cat.
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I believe in fate. Kate and Morgan were definitely meant to be!
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We are buds.
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Maybe Morgan would have had better luck with Siri… on second thought, maybe not! I am exhausted after messing with techie toys. I tried to back up my iPhone on Thursday and the whole ridiculous-ness of it lasted well in to yesterday and gave me a cranky. I haven’t backed it up since I bought it 15 months ago… who knew about backing it up? Morgan got a bit more done than I did. She looks darling there snoozing on her floofy mat!
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I had an easy peasy backup for my computer but then that was with Windows 7. With new updates it didn’t work. I still haven’t bought a new back up. I can backup to the cloud but I’m old school and like something tangible cluttering up my desk. Morgan is the only cat that loves the computer. She rubs it and you never know what havoc she wrought.
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Ha, ha. I haven’t used Cortana either. Maybe now that Morgan knows how to get Cortana to talk to her, the two of them will have regular conversations.
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I hope Cortana doesn’t have my credit card or I’m in big trouble!
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Tell me she took a selfie!
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She probably could.
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It’s just like that kid in the movie Home Alone – Morgan is test driving home defense against burglar s. (And it is really exhausting work)
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She has two speeds — fast and zonked out. She is willing to test out anything.
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Smart cat. I’ve never heard of Cortana but obviously Morgan knows about her. Why else would she have been messing around with your computer?
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She’s like Alexa or Siri only in my computer. Yep, Morgan must have known about her.
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Our cats were pre-computer. I have no idea what they would have done with tech things. It’s fun to read about Morgan.
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Thanks!
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What a cute story about a beautiful cat!
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She is a fun cat. You just never know what she is going to do.
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We should videotape our cats and then edit and compress them into one fast-paced video of cat tricks and sillinesses.
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What a hoot!
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I love all my cats but there will never be a cat like Morgan.
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You have the smartest most talented kitties .š
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Mostly just Morgan. The rest are technically challenged like their owner.
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Uh oh. Calls to the psychic hotline can’t be far off.
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Another thing to worry about. She likes to chew on chargers so I hide them. Then she started chewing on tax papers so I did them. Guess I should consider hiding the phone too.
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Dog chew toys maybe?
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Tried that. She doesn’t like anything I buy. Has to be free.
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That second photo is hilarious!
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When Morgan zonks out, she’s out for the count. Only a holocaust would wake her.
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Next thing we know, Morgan will be writing blog posts!
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I think she has a secret blog. She writes about odd humans.
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She is one beautiful Cat. I might have to get some tips from her, if I ever decide to upgrade to Win10.
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She’s not much of a teacher. She can throw her hip against the screen and activate all sorts of things. You need hip action!
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Ha! I’m with Morgan; I’ve never figured out what Cortana is good for either.
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I just never spent the time learning about her. I have never activated her by accident. Only Morgan does that. Truth is I’d have to ask Morgan how to do that.
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How funny. Tigger used to play the piano as a kitten, but he generally ignored high tech toys. š
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High tech toys and anything bought don’t work here. Free box, paper or anything is good.
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Love it!!!!!
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The thing about Morgan is that I never have to exaggerate. She’s just that kind of cat.
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