My family was musical. My father had a band and everyone in my family sang or played instruments or both. I am the only one that couldn’t carry a tune but I played classical piano. (That was a real guy magnet you may as well play a tuba….)
We would all sing and dance around when we did things. My mother’s hips could keep time to the sizzle of the potatoes she was frying.
I danced with the refrigerator door. You did too. Everyone did. That was how I perfected my jitterbug. My mother always yelled because I would pull the door open, letting out cold air.
When the twist and other unattached dances came into vogue, I didn’t need the refrigerator anymore. It was unfortunate because I am sure he missed me. (I was gentle with him when we broke up!)
I slow danced with the vacuum cleaner; bugalooed with the broom and strolled down the hallway and out the door. It never stopped.
Today I am no longer infatuated with appliances but I wiggle and jiggle all the time. I especially enjoy dancing down the stairs. I do Rockette kicks and pirouettes. It’s amazing that I am not dead.
There was one near fatal accident. Never, ever dance on stairs with socks. There is no traction. It was a particularly good high kick that did me in. Both feet went up and I landed on my derriere which bumped its way down the stairs (in perfect rhythm).
You should not be laughing. I was in my 50s. I could have broken a hip! You know what happens then. You go in a nursing home and croak! I was out of work for two days. Try to explain that to your boss! (The key here is to say you are having female issues. If you have a male boss they really don’t want to know.)
I wish there was an ending to this story but there isn’t. As I write this post, I am keeping time with my shoulders to some songs playing in the living room. Later I will do a good drum solo with the spatula and fry pan.
Rock on Kate … Rock on!
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As long as my health insurance is paid, I will!
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I would never dance on stairs let alone do high kicks. I have difficulty just walking up or down stairs. I am happy there is an elevator where I live…I live on the ninth floor so plenty of potential for a bruised butt or broken hip. I sometimes still dance with the refrigerator door and no one tells me not to.
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I’m so glad you are still dancing with the fridge. Be careful though. I hear he’s a player.
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Well, there is a coldness about him for sure.
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No bop on stairs in socks! But socks on hardwood floors make those gliding dance steps really flow. Dance on!
May your new year be full of tunes and fun
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I’ll leave the stairs to the professionals and concentrate on gliding on that hardwood.
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I love to dance too, Kate! I’ve even been known to do Limbo…until my disc ruptured in my back.
Happy New Year!
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Limbo? Haven’t done that in decades. Wow!
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Oh, yeah, I had a close encounter with a flight of stairs once. My tailbone ached for six weeks. Glad to hear your nasty spill didn’t end your dancing days, Kate.
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No but I’m feeling more off balance these days so I’m careful. No more high kicks on the stairs. Well most of the time…..
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Save the high kicks for level ground.
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Great advice!
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Stairs really can kill. I once did the same thing you did (sans dancing) on a staircase at work (federal courthouse). I think at the time I was reading something and not paying attention. I hit my tail bone and bruised it something fierce. I was out for three days, thankfully nothing broken. The doctor would only give me prescription strength Ibuprofen, which I suppose did the job.
Air guitar was my fancy, not dancing. But I also had a mother who would yell at me for keeping the fridge open for too long. Honestly, I never could figure that one out. How much extra money could that possibly have cost???! 🙂
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A work accident? My friend did something to her tailbone and it resulted in sitting on an inner tube thingie for a couple of weeks. I played air guitar too. I was quite good at that and it’s not near as fatal at high kicks on a stairs. As for electricity, it was cheap then. I think my mom worried about he baloney going bad!
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There has been more than one time in my life that I’ve been appreciative that I have a more than ample derriere, and it sounds like you’ve had your share of near-death escapes that were saved by a little extra padding in that area. Thank goodness. A broken hip would surely have taken a little jiggle out of your wiggle. 🙂
I’ve only very recently started really listening to music again, and it is almost comical as to the wide variety of different music styles you can find in my CD player. This morning it was the soundtrack from Alegria (Cirque du Soleil), followed by a snappy little tune from Sonia Dada (Old Bones from the album Test Pattern), and right now I’m listening to Bisquits and Gravy from Bareful Soul (album of the same name). Earlier this morning it was Stardust (Willie Nelson). Hey, I need someone soft and gentle that early in the morning! As we get ready to ring in the New Year, how about we go out there and explore, and find some new tunes to keep our wiggles in motion? 🙂
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ooops, that was one of those Freudian slips … I meant to say that I need something soft and gentle in the morning, not someone … LOL. Made myself laugh. Willie would not be amused. (rolling eyes)
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Well, perhaps SOMEONE soft and gentle would be fun (maybe not too soft). I didn’t even recognize your song choices except for Willie so it must be very eclectic!
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Keep on dancing, Kate! You will live forever, now that you have learned the secret of the stairs.
I sang and danced also. Still do, though a lot less than I used to. You’d think I’d dance more, now that I live with my dance partner, but 1) The house is small and 2) Dance partner is all, “I got the girl, whaddaya mean I still have to dance?”
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Yebbut you did the graceful beautiful dancing. I did kick up routines that nearly got me killed.
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Um, sometimes it was more graceful than others. Sometimes it was all out war. Nailed one partner in the face with an elbow in competition. Never did complain about my frame again after that. 🙂
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🙂 You go girl!
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Is a girl playing a tuba not a guy magnet? That’s news to me.
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If it is I really missed out in my youth! All those guys I missed out on!
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Hubby and I have been known to waltz down the aisle in the supermarket. And as for dancing in the street, I ended up on crutches those buskers were so damn good! Happy New Year!
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I love people who dance to their own beat!
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Snorts – what a great time. I got tapping down pact. Can I join in? XOXO – Bacon
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Absolutely! I’ll teach you my near fatal Rockette kick!
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Squeals! I’m in… I can be taught things… especially when you have snacks – snorts 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
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I’ll have lots of snacks! Snorts!
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Then I am so there to have fun with you my sweets! XOXO – Bacon
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Put your dancing hooves on! The red sparkly ones.
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If the grocery store is playing a happy tune with a catchy beat . . . I dance in the aisles.
Glad you just landed on your butt and not in a nursing home!
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When I get to the nursing home there damn well better be music playing!
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Like this?
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I’m thinking more James Brown!
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I’m in one of those musical families too with a band director husband, a band director daughter, and a son majoring in music in college. We listen to marching and concert music in the car on trips. It all revolves around that and I’m the one with no rhythm or beat! I just sit back and listen! Be careful on those stairs Kate…~Elle
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Stairs can kill!
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I found tapping fingers to be the safest and least unobtrusive “statement” to make to a good beat! 🙂
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I just like to get my whole body into it. Tapping is much safer!
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Sounds like a good time to get back to that piano and start cranking out some rock and roll! Keep up the dancing…it’s good for you, especially if you stay more or less upright.
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Good if it’s more rather than less.
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