I had a terrible night’s sleep. I kept waking up worried about the morning. (Do Navy Seals have this problem before a special ops assignment).
There have been cats in my life for 60-ish years. We had them when I was a child. I know how to handle them. I can handle the untouchables, the biters, the people-haters. Cats that will not allow other people near, cuddle up to me.
I am the cat whisperer (sorta).
However….
For the past couple of weeks, my semi-feral cat Hazel has not been friendly. It’s a crap shoot as to whether she will allow me to scratch her. Or touch her (heaven forbid!)
I don’t know why. She’s never been people-friendly but not like this.
Both she and Mollie had their vet visit scheduled this week. I set it for first thing because typically I could pick her up as I put her breakfast down. That was before. She hasn’t allowed me to pick her up at breakfast in weeks.
We have a standoff. I stand next to her dish and she stands 10 feet away waiting for me to leave. She always out-waits me. (Yeah, I’m a weenie!)
I wasn’t sure I’d be able to crate her. I’ve been working on friendly time. She isn’t having any of it.
For a chubby cat, she can move fast. She is like a greased pig if she doesn’t want to do something. She has a sixth sense about things that are going to happen to her.
I had a new idea but I couldn’t test it. Cats are smart. If you try something once, they remember and you can’t do it again. So with my untried technique, I came down to the kitchen.
She was there waiting patiently (sort of) for her breakfast. She wouldn’t let me near her. I was trying not to give off tension vibes. Cats can sense those too. If I’m a wreck they know something is up.
I tried my new technique and lickety split, she was in the carrier. She mewed which alerts the other cats that something is up. (Danger, danger!)
Morgan was intrigued. She’s the silly one-eyed cat who thinks all things revolve around her. She was saying, “Take me! Take me!” (She is the hit of the vet office. She loves it there!)
Running up the steps (without tripping) I entered Mollie’s room. She was on high alert. Not in her usual place, I moved to the bed to pet her. In one swoop I had her in my arms and despite her six-foot wide leg spread (cats do that maneuver when they don’t want to go into a front-loading carrier) she was inside.
Both cats were in the car and I was still shaking. (This was definitely a Starbucks day!)
I was excited to show off Hazel’s weight loss. She lost just under 4 pounds. That is huge for a cat. There were high five’s all around. (Of course I took all the credit! Hey, it was my doing. Not everyone can resist the puppy dog eyes that my cat has.)
I was hoping we were done for another year but they both need teeth work. Mollie needs an extraction and Hazel (yes, again) will need a thorough cleaning.
So there will be another day of stealth sneaking around. I’ll work on a new technique.
In the meantime, Morgan is napping in the carrier. She likes to make it smell homey! (What is wrong with that cat?)
Special thanks to the beloved husband who listened to my prattle; helped with the carriers; and took pictures!
Oh I totally understand your stress. I would have to medicate Chester before a vet visit that usually ended with me dripping in sweat, him a mussel and the tech wearing a band-aid. Good luck with round two.
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That was a serious vet visit!
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I was sweating just recalling the memory!
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Oh Kate I feel your stress, I hate taking any of our cats to the vets, they all hate it. But when my large cat Apple is unwell he is a biter and very strong and I feel exactly like you do. I always breathe a sigh of relief when all the vet visits are done. Glad you had a win once you got them there.
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None of my current cats are biters but Jake was very strong. It was always a struggle with him. After I bought the top loaders, all of them are easier to get in the carrier. That’s always the hard part. They are meek at the vet and somewhat quiet on the way home. As soon as I open the carrier back in the house, they vanish.
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Mine always leave a nervous gift in the carrier Kate, very unpleasant when you arrive at the vets.
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When Jake got old, he would pee in the carrier from fear. I always had an extra towel along to switch out. Poor guy. I think he was embarrassed too. He as such a meticulous cat.
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Yes but mine are worse if you have heard Dr Evil say number two…. you will get what I mean and I have to bring towels and sanitary spray to save the day Kate.
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Ok, that is worse. I had one cat do a poop once but it was a hard solid turd that didn’t soak into anything. BTW the cat pooped on my mother’s coat as she was holding her. I laughed so hard I could barely drive. We got a carrier after that.
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Too funny Kate
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My mother didn’t think so.
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Kate you crack me up.
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I enjoyed this piece, being a cat person myself. For me, worse than the crate are the dreaded words, “Give your cat this medicine twice daily.” All cat people know exactly what I’m talking about. I always wonder why it is that all I have to do is wave the dog’s medicine near a piece of meat and he’ll gobble it down with no problem at all.
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When I brought Morgan home from the shelter I waited a week to integrate her with the other 3 (I had 4 cats then, yes, I know!). The stool sample results came 2 days later for coccidian and giardia. All 4 cats had to get medicated 3 times a day. I wrote one of my favorite (and true) blogs about this experience here. I know exactly what you mean.
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Kate, you and the cats could become a youtube sensation if you could get your beloved husband to take up a more permanent role as videographer, you’d be able to afford all the Starbucks and massages you’d ever want! I’m really impressed with Hazel’s weight-loss and you should really be commended. I love their different personalities!
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I don’t know how you make money on YouTube. Perhaps I should spend some time figuring that out!
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Both our cats are feral. One is inherited and the other just wandered up as a kitten. We can’t pick up either one, but they do walk in the front door with H in the evening and sit patiently while he fixes their food, then out the back door following him to eat. H is not a cat lover but, they know what hand feeds them. I think they have him under their spell! ~Elle
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Cats do that. They have magic dust they sprinkle that makes us totally illogical. Sounds like your cats are pretty smart.
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Smart enough to know what time they get fed and who feeds them for sure! ~Elle
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There’s nothing worse than trying to crate a cat. If my cat Rocky senses something’s up, he hides under the very middle of our bed… for the entire day. I’ve had to cancel vet appointments because I can’t get him out. One sneaky tactic is taking the cat carrier out the day before or even longer. They get used to it and start to relax. Then its “easier” putting him inside. Kind of.
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When Jake was young he would do that. We’d have to close the door and bat him out with a broom handle until he had no where to run. It took 2 people and we needed an extra 20 minutes. In his old age he was easy to handle. I put the carriers out close to a week prior. Morgan likes to sleep in them. She spent 5 months at the shelter when she was a few months old and it must have been ok because she never freaks out at a carrier.
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Wait, are you going to give me the blow by blow of the technique? I need it. Today I had to kennel all four for the pest control guy. It was a good day, which is the only reason I am writing here. Sometimes I might as well do a triathlon as kennel the cats.
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I put kibble on the cat tower, she’s vulnerable when she climbs up. She can’t jump down fast enough. No magic but it works. Kennel 4 cats? I’d call it a miracle. When one gives the “danger” cry, the rest go into hiding. This group isn’t so bad as Mollie and Hazel are older and slower than they used to be. They were all like greased pigs when they were young. Morgan loves the attention and doesn’t consider getting kenneled a bad thing.
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Wow… that picture at the vet. Terror in her eyes!
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Looks like me in my proctologist’s office!
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Reblogged this on athingirldotcom and commented:
For all you cat lovers, this is so funny not to mention touching, well…if Hazel lets you get that close. I’m a sucker for a good cat story. Enjoy. SB
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Thanks!
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Well done, Kate! Morgan in the carrier cracks me up!
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She crawled in there on her own and sleep in it all afternoon. If I wanted her in there she wouldn’t go.
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I’ve also done the “two cats at once” thing – though I put them together in one cat carrier (it’s a big carrier).
I’d really like to know how you got Hazel to lose weight. Caspurr is – well, simply huge!
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The other cats have their food on the top of a chest of drawers that Hazel can’t jump on. It’s the only way. None of my cats would be good about sharing a carrier. Maybe my carriers are too small.
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Kate, you sound like you’ve had your hands full, literally.
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Yes, I did have a wonderful mocha latte afterward!
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Sorry Kate. I guess I splattered a little too much with the white paint. 😀
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Wish I could lose four pounds and keep it off… I need to go on the same diet! Taking more than one cat to the vet at the same time, I don’t think so…
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It sounded time effective to do it that way. Morgan goes in the spring but these two have fall shots. If you like Friskies flaked tuna I can send you the diet. 🙂
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Way to go, Hazel! She must be feeling pretty good about herself now.
Congrats on safely corralling the two of them ~ till next time.
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She says she’s feeling hungry…….At least for the teeth cleaning, they will go in one at a time.
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Glad this vet visit is done, but sorry there will be another. Nobody likes dental work. Hazel should get a treat for the weight loss, maybe catnip. So far Teddy hasn’t lost a pound but he hasn’t gained one either. I think that counts for something.
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Yes, it does but he can’t celebrate with a treat! Maybe catnip….
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Of course, catnip!
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They really DO remember the tricks, don’t they? I last took the kitties to the vets for kenneling a few weeks ago. Came home in the middle of the day which took them completely by surprise so I was able to pretty easily swoop them up and pop them in their crates. But now any time I come home in the middle of the day they scatter — like I’m going to take them away again. Smart little creatures, aren’t they? And congrats to Hazel on her weight loss!
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They don’t forget for a long time. I have to take the carriers out days in advance because I don’t see them for 24 to 48 hours. They start assuming that the carrier has turned into a new piece of furniture when they whisked off to the vet. My old deceased cat Jake was the worst when he was young. He was so strong that I had a hard time getting him into a front-loading carrier. I had to put him in a pillowcase first. Very stressful for us both.
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Good job. Been there, done that. Getting multiple cats to the vet maes the D-Day invasion look like a cakewalk.
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It’s that herding cats thing.
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Whew – that was work! Job well done 🙂
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Thanks!
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Two cats at once? I hope you treated yourself to a Starbuck’s Venti. Wonderful news about Hazel’s weight loss.
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Yes, I had an IV! Hazel wants to write a book about her weight loss. We’re working on a title.
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Nicely done! No offense to Hazel, but each time I see that photo, I just crack up.
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She was happy being tubby! She’s so much healthier now!
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Okay, what is this amazing cat-grab technique? I must know!
On the other hand, if you want to write it up and make money off of it, I will understand. Years of hard won experience should be rewarded.
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It’s peculiar to this cat. She does not allow herself to be vulnerable. You can’t corner her because she won’t go in a corner. However…she’s a sucker for food. She will run away when I stand by her dish on the floor but if I put kibble on the cat tower, she’s vulnerable when she climbs up. She can’t jump down fast enough. No magic but it works.
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Oh, sneaky! And the top loading carrier worked like a charm?
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Yes! I have the I-Go-2 soft, zippered carrier on wheels (lifting an 18 lb. cat in the plastic is a back killer). Top loading and zipped up fast. Also they can’t do the leg spread. Easy to get them out too. My vets office loves it. Not surprisingly, all the drama is over. Last night she let me pick her up when I served her dinner. I swear I give off some anxiety she picks up on when a vet trip is coming up.
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Well done, you! ~> * Wild Applause! *
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Let’s toast! Wahoo!
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I was hoping to hear you were able to get both cats to the vet without being bitten or scratched! Good for you. You really are good with cats!
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They are not biters or scratchers. They are hiders. Once under the center of the kind bed, it takes a broomstick and a plucky person to get them.
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While I haven’t had that many cats at one time I fully understand the stealth required to get them in the carrier. So pleased that you handled this one and best of luck on the next trip. Four pounds is wonderful! Good job there!
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Maybe 2 Starbucks are in order!
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Great job on capturing two cats at the same time, and on Hazel’s weight loss!!That’s a lot of pounds to shed, and I bet she feels much better. And, of course, she can probably get away faster now too.
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When I looked at the medical record that they gave me, they noted that she is still 1 to 2 pounds overweight. Sigh! They did draw a happy face for the weight loss. She should weight 10 to 12 lbs. tops and she’s at 13 1/2. Still celebrating! The vet was very supportive. She said she rarely sees this kind of success especially with a multiple cat household.
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You’ve done great with her. Very hard in a multi cat household, and she has to feel so much better at this weight.
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I’m sure she feels better. Hungrier maybe, but better. She can run now and is a lot more active.
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