I heard a lot of noise. Weird noise. Not like a cat shredding the newspaper noise.
Words…naughty ones with some sort of jiggly dance (and not in a good way).
What on earth was that? I went into the kitchen to investigate (and check on the cats).
The beloved husband, who was screwing or unscrewing with an electric drill had drilled his guitar-playing thumb. Right in that nice fatty part in back of the nail. Not a good thing.
He was dancing in the kitchen with his thumb in his mouth.
“What did you do?”
“&#@!! mrph”
“What?”
He was reluctant to take his thumb out of his mouth because it was spurting blood. (And there was the chance that I would declare the need for a trip to the doctor for a stitch or two.)
The dance was interesting. It was similar but not quite the one he uses when his beloved Eagles win. (For those not local, the Eagles are the local professional football team who often give him headaches.)
That Eagles happy dance hasn’t had much action over the past year.
Back to the thumb – despite anything I said (he doesn’t take my medical advice — I should bill him anyway) he used the suck and pressure method.
That method didn’t work as it seeped blood on and off for a day or so. Any little bump could get it going. Still no doc visit on the docket.
He finished his project and the Eagles won on Sunday so he got to do his dance again! For the right reason too! Woo hoo!
Kate this reminded me of how my father tried not to swear in front of us children. He would say sugar, Sh## and shaving cream it use to make me giggle. I hope hubs is on the mend
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There is still a substantial mark on his thumb but it has healed over. It may change his fingerprint!
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Yep! That suck and pressure routine is usually quite reliable. I did wince when I looked at his thumb. That had to hurt! When you first mentioned the Eagles I thought you were talking Don Henley! LOL!
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Except during football season, the Eagles definitely mean Don Henley!
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Ouch! Good to hear there was a real happy dance when the bleeding stopped.
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Me too!
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Ouch! I am not a handy type peep so I stay away from tools that have batteries or power cords. I like my thumbs without holes and fingers attached to hands. Good to hear there was a real happy dance!
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He’s a routine basher.
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So glad he’s healing. This reminds me of some trips to the ER with my woodworker hubby. Ouch!!
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Lucky you! I can’t get my husband to the ER.
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When it’s table saw vs hubby he does what he’s told 🙂
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I also have a musician husband and can’t imagine what life would be like if he injured one of his bass-playing fingers. It would be a sad house indeed.
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My husband has talent. When he was a child he had major trauma to a finger which initially went unfixed. A specialist operated to connect tendons and he had extensive therapy so he could continue to play guitar. In his workshop he has a guitar pick hanging over his table saw as a reminder to be careful. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) most of his mishaps involve a hammer.
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Who would have thought that a husband wouldn’t take your medical advice? Go ahead and charge him for it. Makes sense to me.
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That was I thinking?
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That looks painful! I hope he’s feeling better now.
I had to smile because the female biped always checks me first if she thinks someone is hurt, then the cats. If the male biped complains, she tells him that he can speak up when he needs help!
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She has a good plan there!
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But, but, but…. what about guitar playing????? When will that recommence?
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I asked him if he could. He said probably but it’s sore and the pressure would not be good. Maybe next week.
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Whew! I’ll listen to “Days of Future Passed” as a way to send healing encouragement.
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He will appreciate that!
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Wow, that post was not for the faint of heart. I hope Beloved Hubby was up-to-date on his tetanus shot?
My guy is. He’s knifed his thumb and fingers in the kitchen more than once.
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Great cooks do that but there is always a reward for you at the end. He does a lot of wood projects so he keeps his shots up to date. Normally he just smashes his thumb with a hammer. Lots of pain and color but usually no bleeding.
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I “liked” your response, but then felt that was, in fact, sort of sadistic!
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HAPPY DANCE!
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For the football game, very happy!
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I’ve heard of the Eagles jig, but not the drill jig. Hmm, I wonder if one needs tap shows for that?
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🙂
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You know, if he became a Giants fan he’d have many more opportunities to do happy dances and four Super Bowl Championships to celebrate. Then maybe his thumb would heal quicker. Just saying…:)
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I’ll pass that onto him. Well, maybe I shouldn’t. You know football fans.
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That looks nasty! We’ve had a few tool injuries around here (one that required a trip to the emergency room), but for the most part we come out of our projects unscathed (except for a few arguments). I hope he is caught up on him tetanus shots. Poor guy!
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His tetanus is good (I checked that out). The wound is nastier than it looks. There is no skin in the center of the hole. There are always traumas when there are projects but they usually involve hammering a digit.
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Oh, Dad……… (but congrats on the Eagles win!). Love you!
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He’s been recuperating. Beer helps…so he says as does an Eagles win.
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Well . . . he may not have followed your medical advice, but he allowed you to document his injured digit for your blog. That’s something. 😉
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Long ago I learned to let it roll off my back. If he wants to bleed to death, just tell me where the money is.
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Our family has the spider dance! See a spider and whether you kill it or not, the dance must commence! Hope Dan is better.
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Gotta see that spider dance! Does Bruce do it?
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Oh, Happy Days! Congrats on the finished project. Hopefully the battle wound was worth it.
Yay Eagles! We were thrilled to finally get a win.
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He way beyond thrilled. He swore it made his thumb better.
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Ha ha!
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Owieee! Hope it is better today.
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It needed a stitch. There’s this big hole in the middle where the skin doesn’t meet but it’s getting better.
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Oh, I’ve seen that dance before!
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It’s primarily a happy “my football/baseball team won.”
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In our house, it’s much like “Leg Cramp in the Middle of the Night.”
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That’s exactly what it looks like!
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Ouchie. That looks like it did hurt. Did you kiss it to make it better? My mom does that for me – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
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That thing was hemorrhaging blood! No way!
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Snorts with piggy laughter! I just had to say it – too funny. XOXO – Bacon
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