My long-retired brother (who obviously has too much time) sent me another doozy!
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: “Marion, Marion.” “Is that you, Bob?” “Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.” “That’s wonderful! What’s it like?” “Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you’d be proud — lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course again.
Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”.
“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”
“No… I’m now a rabbit somewhere in Arizona.”
That’s very bunny!
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Thanks berry much.
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Eating all those greens in the after life should have tipped us off! LOL! Your brother has a great sense of humor!
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He’s a fun guy. You should see the ones I don’t post. Oy vay!
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Too funny……..Kate.
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Hahahahahahaha!!!!
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Good one! I guess he should have been careful what he wished for. Or be more specific.
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I think he likes being a rabbit!
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I am still laughing! 🙂 Your brother must be so much fun!
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I spent Saturday with him. He’s a hoot alright! Somehow we got lost on the way to somewhere we had been before. It took two stops to ask for directions to get there. But these are the memories that make the funny stories I tell about him.
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Ah, the promise of reincarnation.
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We all want to live forever!
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Haha! Bunnies have a saying, “Celebrate . . . not celibate.”
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That is a good one!
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LMAO!!!!
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Nothing like bunny love!
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😀 I think you like leaving me in stitches.
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I’ll tell you what I’m thinking as soon as I catch my breath. Your brother has a great sense of humour. It must run in the family 😉
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🙂
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Very funny…:)
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Nice! Yes, a funny, lightweight post before all the tear-jerking Mother’s Day posts begin in the blogosphere. Thanks!
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I’m not a mother and my own mother is long gone (although I miss her). I don’t celebrate mother’s day. Damn cats won’t buy me a present.
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too bad hairballs don’t count.
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They absolutely don’t count!
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I would love to meet your brother. Hilarious.
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Be afraid! Be very afraid!
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That’s okay, I’m not a bunny and still alive 😛
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This is so funny!
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🙂 Don’t know where he finds this stuff!
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Ha ha! Thanks, Bro!
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🙂
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Ha ha! Thanks to you and your brother for the chuckle. 🙂
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I’ll tell him!
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This starts out the weekend hoppy! Thanks for the giggles
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Friday is for happy hours and giggles!
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