Writers are a needy bunch. We say we write for ourselves and we do. We don’t care if anyone else reads it.
However…
When someone enjoys something we wrote we are over the moon. Seriously over the moon. Like ‘call NASA’ over the moon.
We are like the northern lights, like the aurora borealis, flashing our happiness.
I have been blogging over three years. I’m not neurotic about statistics. They are helpful for popular topics but I do my own thing.
Recently I saw my statistics for views spike by well over 600 views in a short period of time. Short, like hours.
No new post in two days so what’s up?
I hadn’t seen this activity since I was Freshly Pressed.
Checked that but no, I wasn’t Freshly Pressed. It was single views of old posts.
Closer examination showed that someone had read all my posts – old and new. Way old. I have written well over 500 essays for my blog. That’s a lot of reading, some good, some ok and some meh.
I have no idea what this means but I’ve been letting my imagination run away with me. Here are some possible scenarios.
❤ Steven Spielberg found my blog and has decided to do a movie on my cats or the exercise ladies of the circuit or stupid people. I hope it’s animated so I don’t have to work on casting.
❤ A publisher likes my style and will offer me a book deal. No, they don’t look for new writers, they run from them. But just in case, I am thinking up titles. How about “Fifty Shades of Fur,” “Gone Cat,” or maybe “Not That Kind of Stupid.”
❤ My ninth grade boyfriend found my blog and is sorry it didn’t work out. (I can’t figure out a way this will make money for me unless he turned out filthy rich and will bankroll my every wish).
I’m out of even outrageous ideas.
There must be a good explanation that ends up with me getting money.
I would hold out for the movie deal, Kate.
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Ok, will do but I won’t hold my breath.
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Someone must have been enjoying what they were reading a lot. I think you’ll get a movie deal soon!
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Sure hope so!
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I’m not sure what I would have thought, after being revived from my fall to the floor that is. Whatever it is I hope it involves a lot of money that you are willing to share with the rest of us.
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Since nothing has happened I am not holding out much hope. Of course, Steven Spielberg has to find my address!
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Too bad the ninth-grade-boyfriend scenario doesn’t involve money. That would be interesting.
I had a big spike once. It was my ghost story post. I guess there are lots of people out there who like ghost stories. Since I didn’t have many to share, the big crowds didn’t come back.
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I often wonder what happened to my 9th grade boyfriend. I should check facebook. He has a very common name so I don’t know if I would find him. (Old boyfriends have a way of aging beyond recognition!)
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Weird…because about the same time that was happening to you something similar was happening to me…I didn’t get 600 views, I just got 79 in one day, but based on the stats it was obviously one person looking at a lot of my old posts. My stat have been up ever since. I am wondering if it is some sort of search engine that just found me, but who knows? Like you said, I will take what I can get!!!
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Sometimes the stats don’t make sense but when it’s good, we run with it. Trying to replicate it is hard when you don’t quite know why it happened.
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What a grand and wonderful thing it is to have an anonymous admirer! I think it’s a book publishing talent scout who has discovered your wonderful posts. I get so excited when someone compliments just once that I read what I wrote all over again trying to figure out why. 600 viewers? I would probably faint.
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You have tons of fans!
A talent scout? There’s probably a simpler and less exciting answer but right now I am in the twilight zone with outrageous scenarios.
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Love this. 600 views!!! I should be so lucky. Well, it’s because your posts are hilarious and so wonderfully written. I’ll say someday, “I read her when…”
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Thank you! We writers are very needy!
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Someone needed a large dose of humor and you provided the perfect fix for them. 😀 I know you do for me. But I still like the ‘getting offered a book deal’ scenario best. Happy Thanksgiving, Kate, and I hope your hits continue to soar.
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I would be happy with someone liking my blog but if I had my druthers, I’d go for either the movie or book deal. Hard to make a movie out of a 600 word post.
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The truth of the mater is you read my “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” blog today and then got carried away or floated away with your daydreaming. So if you make money, I want my cut. 🙂
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Not a problem especially since I’m not real hopeful. Perhaps we should get a lottery ticket. Better chance.
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I’m happy when I find a penny in a parking lot. 😦
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haha…I wish I were as witty as you. Funny you should bring this up because just around this time of year my stats spike on my “gravy” post which btw is on the first page of google for lump free gravy and has been for several years. Gravy? Really? I’m certainly not complaining, I will take what I can get. As a public service I always repost it during Thanksgiving week… tongue in cheek. Perhaps I just like to see my stats soar.
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Oh NO! I just checked. It’s on the top of page 2 now! Needy…did you say needy?
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Repost and it will soar! I have a mindless post that I used a clipart airplane for illustration. The post is very popular. Couldn’t figure it out until I googled airplane clipart and my blog was one of the first. It wasn’t even my clipart.
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Aliens are monitoring you for the right time to abduct you. When you are returned to Earth, you will write a book on your “experience with aliens” and make thousands of bucks!
That happened to me once (dramatic rise in views, not abduction by aliens). It was early in my blogging career and I was totally clueless about it. Same as you, I had not posted recently, etc. Now I’m thinking that Paprika has the right of it…someone must have reblogged something of mine.
And yes, I love your blog. It’s like coming home, every time I navigate over here.
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Thanks for weighing in. Still waiting for Steven Spielberg.
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Great visualization Kate! Of course I would love it!!! 😉
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Thanks!
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Starbucks is vetting you for the Coffee Mocha Candle Campaign!!! 😀
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I’m ready and waiting!
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I had this happen to me a few years ago. An old post about laundry started to get a ton of hits in a single day. It turned out that a blogger who has a large following of people who prefer to be nudists in their own homes had reblogged my post. It was great that so many people enjoyed the blog and left comments or likes, but when I clicked over to their blogs, I got quite an eyeful.
I hope you find out the reason for you unexpected rise in readership.
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Now that’s an interesting story. There was no upswing in “likes” or comments. I got the some new followers but none of them looked like the kind who would be fascinated by cats, exercise ladies and stupid people. Doesn’t matter. I’m still grateful someone enjoyed the blog.
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Clearly you are under investigation by the NSA, CIA, or FBI. They are slowly building a burgeoning dossier against you, and will no doubt quote you in their official documents when they finally get around to charging you with crimes against fur balls and backyard ponds. It’s a conspiracy. It’s always a conspiracy. At least, that’s my theory. 🙂
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This is more probable. By this time they must have figured out how boring I really am.
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That happens to me once in a while. I always think it is Oprah!
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I like that! Oprah for sure!
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I’m sure it was Spielberg. Jerry Spielberg!
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Jerry Springer more likely…
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Ha ha! You’re hilarious, Kate! Well, I would say you have yourself an admirer. Hopefully they’ll reveal their intent soon.
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Hope it involves money….
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So funny! Someone just found pleasure in your writing! I know I do.
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Awww…thanks!
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I hope you get money for the pleasure you give me. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Thank you so much and Happy Thanksgiving to you!
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